Blazers are not just for Olympians, posh-school
kids and pricks who drink Pimms.
No.
I am here to tell you that blazers,
like someone else doing your washing, works for every man. The next time you’re at that sort of gathering, where there's no TV on and you’re expected to drink your beer out of a
glass or some shit, look around the room for the dude in the blazer. However, this time don’t hurl a prawn-tail as
you mouth ‘wanker’ at him. No, this time I want you to acknowledge the
‘power of the blazer’. Whilst you’re preoccupied with perfecting your seafood refuse
throwing technique, he is exuding some irresistible
magnetism to all the ladies in the room. Two Chardy’s later, those drunken
lushes will fall victim to the blazer.
‘Why(?!)’: you’re thinking, when this dude is
clearly a big girly-twat, does he have the chick-pull of man who embodies a
shoe-sale and a pack of Tim-Tams all in one?
Well, two reasons:
- It’s because the blazer looks like you ‘give a
shit’ without looking like you’re Karl fucking Lagerfield. And this holds appeal for the ladies, because
to be quite frank, we’re sick of putting in the mileage to look rocking-hot
when your version of ‘making an effort’ is applying deodorant...maybe an added spray
down the pants if you’re really wanting to impress. So, if you thought ‘smart-casual’ was more
elusive that the female orgasm, then a blazer will make you look relaxed, but
neat (won’t help you locate the clitoris though).
- Blazers are actually really flattering. That is, if you wear them as they should be
worn; slim, following the natural line of your body. If it fits well then it can create broad
shoulders and a slim waist i.e. bringing you that much closer to almost looking
‘masculine’.
Really; the key to looking good in a blazer is the fit. So you don’t want to look like you’re wearing a
blazer that once belonged to a Harlem Globetrotter, you need to make sure the
blazer is quite a tailored slim fit.
The back should lay flat; the torso should taper
inward to define your midsection, and the shoulders should end where your
shoulders end. Length-wise; an easy rule of thumb is to get the blazer to
barely cover your ass, no matter how good it is.
Ok, some greasy-sweet blazers (below). Remember: 'don't underestimate the power of the blazer..' (I choose to put on a Darth Vader voice when I say this, however, the choice is yours alone...).
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TOPMAN Blue Donkey Skinny Blazer |
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Selected House Blazer from ASOS |
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Ben Sherman Camden Tonic Jacket |
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PAM Mixed Business Jacket in French Blue from Someday Store |
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ASOS Slim Fit Tweed Blazer |
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TOPMAN Mint Tweed Skinny Blazer |
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Weathered Blumenthal Blazer Green from INCU |
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Paul Smith Jeans Pocket Blazer |
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TOPMAN Pink Mario Heritage Blazer |
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Plectrum by Ben Sherman Two Button Blazer |
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TOPMAN Camel Cotton Heritage Blazer |